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[*] posted on 11-1-2009 at 23:12 Reply With Quote


Bosno moja iz tri dijela kad ces opet biti cijela!?
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[*] posted on 11-1-2009 at 23:13 Reply With Quote


Lijep si k'o slika, treba te objesiti.
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[*] posted on 13-1-2009 at 15:09 Reply With Quote


Stalno padam na ispitima.Proklete stolice!!


Svijet pripada budalama,dakle,slusajte me....
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[*] posted on 18-1-2009 at 10:38 Reply With Quote


Zene, pamet u glavu a dole sta uleti....

Budi uz mene kad odem od tebe.

Vozim kao grom,svaki dan udarim u drvo.

Afrika ne moze biti daleko.Kod nas jedan crnac dolazi biciklom.

Nas vazduh ima jednu prednost.Vidimo sta udisemo.
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[*] posted on 18-1-2009 at 10:39 Reply With Quote


Pusenje vam skracuje cigaretu.
- Bolje ispasti glup nego iz aviona.
- Ko rano rani ima podocnjake.
- Vrhunac gluposti je kad ti rodeni otac objasnjva da si postao od majmuna.
- Isterajte zlo iz zena - uterajte im dobro.
- Ko se zadnji smeje provalio je fazon.
- Mozemo li preci sa Vi na tebe?
- Leva noga rece desnoj: Medju nama je svrseno!
- Da Bog postoji crkve ne bi imale gromobrane.
- Mene slava i novac uopse ne zanimaju; samo novac.
- Oprezan je onaj ko pre grmljavine opere kosu samponom od koprive.
- Ah, kad te nema u blizini nisu mi sve ovce na broju.
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[*] posted on 25-1-2009 at 14:11 Reply With Quote


Natpisi u jednom wc-u:

Gospodo i dame,kad krenete na njesra
centrirajte dupe,na sredinu rupe.
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[*] posted on 25-1-2009 at 14:12 Reply With Quote


Na kafani za penzionere:
Kafana "Mekana Cuna".
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[*] posted on 3-2-2009 at 22:18 Reply With Quote


Idealna ljubav je izmedju zene i detektora lazi.
- Uspeh je ako zbaris zensku, a neuspeh ako ti zagori.
- Ako imas prijatelja kao ja nije ni cudo da se druzis
sa psom!
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[*] posted on 3-2-2009 at 22:19 Reply With Quote


Toliko si ruzna da cu morati slepo da te volim.
- Muzevi su nastali od majmuna koji nisu sisli s drveta nego s uma.
- Muskarci su kao sijalice - pale se nocu!
- Prodavacica je bila toliko lepa da je bilo smesno njeno pitanje: STA ZELITE!?
- Najvece Srpske sinove majke su radjale pod Turcima!
- Pre odlaska u krevet obrij se sekirom i spavaces ko zaklana.
- Farmeri uzivaju kada ulaze u farmerke. Narocito kada
one stenju i zabijaju im nokte u ledja.
- Zla vila je Trnovu Ruzicu proklela da se UBODE tek na 18-ti rodjendan.
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[*] posted on 3-2-2009 at 22:21 Reply With Quote


Velika je konkurencija danas biti lud
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[*] posted on 4-2-2009 at 22:06 Reply With Quote


Ne izlazi se mamurluku!
Ostani pijan....
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[*] posted on 23-3-2009 at 10:29 Reply With Quote
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[*] posted on 31-3-2009 at 21:19 Reply With Quote
nema druge...by slovenia majka



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[*] posted on 10-5-2011 at 22:47 Reply With Quote


Quote:
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a isto, isti tekst vrijedi i za Hrvatsku...
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