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[*] posted on 14-5-2008 at 20:36 Reply With Quote


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mrtva bi iz sargofaga ustala i gledala jel ko sto na groblju zaboravio.

jebote, ko da zivim u izraelu, čim nešto ostavim na minutu odmah neko pita:' jel to vase'?.
boli te kurac cije je. nije tvoje i ostavi na miru.



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mrtva bi iz sargofaga ustala i gledala jel ko sto na groblju zaboravio.

jebote, ko da zivim u izraelu, čim nešto ostavim na minutu odmah neko pita:' jel to vase'?.
boli te kurac cije je. nije tvoje i ostavi na miru.



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[*] posted on 13-8-2008 at 22:52 Reply With Quote


e tako se roka ,kockica i smotani u ar my fan:ave:

necu danas nista da lajem jer sam nekako ..kako bi reko..."sirok" u picku materinu:uk:




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[*] posted on 3-9-2008 at 00:42 Reply With Quote


elem, bijah s curama svojim na peljescu. gustali smo 15 dana u moru, suncu, prekrasnim plazama, vrhunskim vinima.... aber, odmoru dosao kraj, tesko se rastali od plaze vucinske i u subotu predvece krenuli za zagreb.
prevalismo tim 600 km i za 8 sahata, negdje oko 2 eto nas doma. potapsah svog renaulta, uzeh usnulo dijete u narucje i krenuh otvoriti ulazna vrata od zgrade.
ali avaj ! umjesto starih, ponosno se kocopere nova blistavo bijela vrata. naravski, s novom bravom.
opsovah masno:

hebem ti nova ulazna vrata !
hebem mater onome koji ih postavi !
onome koji ih je narucio hebem mater i sestru !

pun mi je kurac protuprovalnih vrata, kljuceva, katanaca, pinova, passworda, alarma, sifri, sefova, id kartica i ostalih oblika antilopovske zastite. znam da je vecina od tih stvari neophodna,no idu mi kurac i ne morem si pomoci.


i zato:
svakom pinu hebem strinu.
svakom alarmu nabijem mamu.
svakom kljucu hebem mater na kaucu
svim kljucevima pizda materina
svakom katancu hebem mamicu
svakom passwordu nabijem ga u glavurdu
svim pp vratima mater hebem satima
svakoj bravi mater hebem u travi
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[*] posted on 3-9-2008 at 06:31 Reply With Quote
ozezi smotani



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pun mi je kurac protuprovalnih vrata, kljuceva, katanaca, pinova, passworda, alarma, sifri, sefova, id kartica i ostalih oblika antilopovske zastite. znam da je vecina od tih stvari neophodna,no idu mi kurac i ne morem si pomoci....

aaa cojeka...pa dje ce mjenjati vrata bez najave...
bar ono mjesec prije....
imas pravo smotani...sve po spisku...:rokaca2:




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[*] posted on 10-9-2008 at 20:17 Reply With Quote
NA POCETKU hebem SVE PO SPISKU



hebem majku cestarima sto mi auto bitumenom zasrase
hebem majku seljacini arogantnoj voditelju radova
hebem majku svima koji me ne zaustavise da vozim po tom sranju
hebem majku drzavi koja ne kaznjava takve spodobe i poluljude
hebem majku onom koji rece sto ne slusate radio
hebem majku onoj dvojici retardiranih sto su ih TEK DANAS postavili da skrecu aute
i na kraju, ali ne najnevaznije
hebem svoju sudbinu sto me utrpa u ova g-ovna od provincije medju ove betonirane u mozak ljude(ljudi oprostite sto ih ljudima zovem:cica:)
najebem se majke redom!:amen:
ma u koju evropu mi hocemo? hebem one koji nas prime. OVO JE PRIDE.




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[*] posted on 10-9-2008 at 20:35 Reply With Quote


:huh: bice nesto i od usluga...



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[*] posted on 28-1-2009 at 13:18 Reply With Quote
hebem ja drzavu ovu jos jednom pored onih 10000 puta



evo price covjeka koji je u nasoj banana drzavi krenuo kupiti laptop. hebem sve po spisku u njehgovo ime, a i u svoje sto sam nesretan pa sam reinkarnir'o u ovom jebenom cosku planete.


DAKLE:
mjesto radnje: novi Vemil ducan u splitu (prima 3)

idemo ja i frend kupiti laptop, on ga je odabrao, i odlucio ga kupiti i sve
5!

dosli do blagajne, i nakon pitanja kako ce ga platiti , frend mu daje diners
karticu i ovaj kaze da im ko fol ne radi uredjaj za kartice i da ga treba
provuci kroz onaj manualni... sve ok! zove lik iz vemila (dogokosac neki)
nesto na telefon i kaze mom frendu da mu kartica ne prolazi, te da on mora
zvati diners da mu odobre kredit. govori frend da jel moze on nazvat (lik iz
vemila) jer njemu je u interesu da proda laptop, al lik kaze da ne zeli nego
da on mora zvat! frend zove doma zenu i kaze da zove diners (jer je kartica
na zenino ime) i zena je zvala i rekli su joj da nema nikakvih problema i da
ja sve u redu, nista nije blokirano! e frend kaze ovome liku (dugokoscu iz
vemila) da je kartica u redu, al lik isprid njega raspara onaj slip i kaze
mu da ionako nemoze nista kupit jer kartica nije na njegovo ime... ajde
dobro. frend mu kaze OK, docu ja sutra sa zenom! (sta je po meni glupost al
ajde)

dosli on i zena (koja je btw u 8 mjesecu trudnoce) u vemila i opet ista
prica... kartica ne prolazi, ajte kuci zovite diners da odobre kredit (opet
isti lik dugokosac). ode trudna zena doma nazove opet diners da koji k... je
zajebavaju, al zenska iz dinersa je uvjerava da je sa karticom sve u redu,
nema nikakvog razloga da kartica ne prodje. vrati se opet trudna zena u
vemila sa muzem, al je ona ostala u autu. dosao moj frend u ducan i kaze
ovome dugokoscu da je sve u redu i da provuce tu karticu, vec izivciran. a
ovaj kaze nemoze, kartica nije na vase ime... frend mu govori, to mi je
zena, sad smo maloprije tu bili, rekli ste joj da ide doma... a lik njemu da
nije on nikome nista reka i da se on nista ne sjeca, tu su se malo
porjeckali, a lik iz vemila pocea skidat majcu i da se oce tuci! frend izasa
ispred ducana (jer mu je reka da ce ga ispeglat van ducana) medjutim
dugokosac nije dosao... (naravno) ode frend do auta i nagovori TRUDNU zenu
da opet ode do vemila... ode zena sad sama gore a oko nje odma dva zastitara
(koja kultura, oko trudne zene zastitari, a i sad se odjednom sitia koga je
ima pola sata poslao kuci da zove diners) sad je konacno sve placemo a neka
druga zenskica ( da ne kazem nesto drugo) kaze njoj sad ste slobodni (nakon
sta je platila) trudna zena njoj odgovara: a da mi date laptop i da mi mozda
potvrdite garanciju!?!?!?

i sad vi recite da taj momak nije stoka! a i cili taj vemil u splitu, jer je
i sefica znala o cemu se radi (ona je rekla da momak dugokosac zna svoj
posal, a koji je to posal? otjerat musterije?) pa izmaltretirali ljude
zakura*! i sve to nebili platili gotovinom jer ne vole kartice...


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[*] posted on 28-1-2009 at 14:26 Reply With Quote


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...je sto sam nesretan pa sam reinkarnir'o u ovom jebenom cosku planete....


nisi ti tu reinkarnir'o ... tu si doselio....:krele:




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...je sto sam nesretan pa sam reinkarnir'o u ovom jebenom cosku planete....


nisi ti tu reinkarnir'o ... tu si doselio....:krele:


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[*] posted on 28-1-2009 at 22:21 Reply With Quote


eh... gamadi :kuku:



...At this moment there are 6, 470, 818, 471 people in the world. Some are running scared, some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just not facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good, and some are good struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world... six billion souls... and sometimes, all you need is one...
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VIAGRASI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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NAJEBEM VAM SE FAMILIJE SPAMERSKE!!!!!!!!!!:namcor:



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[*] posted on 4-4-2009 at 13:29 Reply With Quote
E JESTE MAFIJA NAHEBEM VAM SE REDOM!



iso mijenjati gume. uvati me rijamu i naplati 500 kuna ko vozio preko 70 pored bolnice. nikad u zivotu 70 nisam vozio u nasrljenom mjestu a kamo li ispred bolnice. gamad hebena i lazljiva. ne mozes se ti s njima ubjedjivati. sta cu - platio.



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POUZDANO znam da si vozio 70 kroz naselje, zato ne reci nikad u zivotu :kava:

a ja sam ti rekla kako da se izvuces da ne platis, ko ti kriv sto ni slusas profesionalce u tome. :nokti:
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iso mijenjati gume. uvati me rijamu i naplati 500 kuna ko vozio preko 70 pored bolnice. nikad u zivotu 70 nisam vozio u nasrljenom mjestu a kamo li ispred bolnice. gamad hebena i lazljiva. ne mozes se ti s njima ubjedjivati. sta cu - platio.

ako si siguran da nisi bio..moras traziti da ti pokazu fotku....imas pravo na to...




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neka sve otiđe u 3 pizde materine :)
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neka sve otiđe u 3 pizde materine :)
aaah, relieff


Koje olaksanje, a?:krele:




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